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		<title>Gentlemen!</title>
		<link>http://www.mytwistedmind.net/archives/263</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Feb 2012 18:32:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Daljit of NORN</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This site will stand as a monument to the past. For almost a decade, this was my domain and my primary internet social presence. I&#8217;ll leave this all here as is, but there won&#8217;t be any more new updates. It&#8217;ll stand as my own little Internet Archive. My new site, where I will continue my [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This site will stand as a monument to the past.  For almost a decade, this was my domain and my primary internet social presence.  I&#8217;ll leave this all here as is, but there won&#8217;t be any more new updates.  It&#8217;ll stand as my own little Internet Archive.  My new site, where I will continue my shenanigans, is now located at <a href="http://www.projectanaphase.com/" title="Project Anaphase">Project Anaphase</a> (http://www.projectanaphase.com/).</p>
<p>So long, My Twisted Mind, and thanks for all the fish!</p>
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		<title>Welcome to Project Anaphase</title>
		<link>http://www.mytwistedmind.net/archives/254</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 12 Feb 2012 07:32:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Daljit of NORN</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Ask the Fatty!]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[New year, new site design. I&#8217;m still tweaking this setup, and more changes to the layout will probably be made, but the theme and overall structure is set. I&#8217;ve got a new URL http://www.projectanaphase.com) that should be active shortly that will direct to this site. The old one will remain active for the foreseeable future; [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>New year, new site design.  I&#8217;m still tweaking this setup, and more changes to the layout will probably be made, but the theme and overall structure is set.  I&#8217;ve got a new URL http://www.projectanaphase.com) that should be active shortly that will direct to this site.  The old one will remain active for the foreseeable future; quite a lot of history there!  Aside from the shiny new interface, you&#8217;ll see I&#8217;ve removed the Twitter stream and replaced it with a link to my profile.  Gone is Facebook, since I don&#8217;t use that steaming pile of turd for anything.  I&#8217;ve added a link to my Google+ profile along with a link to my Pinterest profile (which has become my new obsession, btw).  I&#8217;ve got more pictures to add to my gallery (including the 2011 Electric Zoo &#8212; my swan song!) and a ton of things to update.  My goal is of course regular updates, but this is something I&#8217;ve tried and failed before.  I think it&#8217;s partly because its mostly been a rather vague goal, as shown here:</p>
<p>Me:  &#8220;How often should I update?&#8221;<br />
Myself:  &#8220;More than I do now.&#8221;<br />
Me:  &#8220;Brilliant!  I&#8217;ll start right away.&#8221;<br />
<em>6 update-free months later&#8230;</em><br />
Me:  &#8220;Bollocks.&#8221;</p>
<p>Yea, trying to avoid that this time around, so I&#8217;m setting a concrete goal.  One post every other day.  I&#8217;ve got WordPress apps installed on all my Android devices, and I&#8217;ve got at least one of those with me at all times.  Plus, there&#8217;s my Chromebook and it&#8217;s 3G access.  There really isn&#8217;t any reason I can&#8217;t meet this goal short of being a terrible human being.  I am going to avoid being a terrible human being.</p>
<p>That said, I&#8217;ve got another responsibility I&#8217;ve been failing at.  I&#8217;ve pretty much completely neglected <a href="http://askthefatty.com" title="Ask the Fatty!" target="_blank"></a>  I have certainly eaten since my last update there, and I even have a pile of pictures for reviews that are rattling around in my head.  I&#8217;m not going to be redesigning that site because I still love how it looks, but I am going to stop being a lazy fatty and start updating there.  The goal?  One post a week.  I think that&#8217;s a good target for the kind of site that it is.</p>
<p>Now, its off to tinker a bit more, then go to bed.  I&#8217;ve got some shenanigans scheduled for tomorrow, after which, there will be <del datetime="2012-02-12T07:18:18+00:00">blood</del> updating!</p>
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		<title>Google+ Profile Suspension</title>
		<link>http://www.mytwistedmind.net/archives/231</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Aug 2011 05:14:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Daljit of NORN</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Enraged Owlbear]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[So Google suspended my Google+ profile because they didn&#8217;t think that Daljit of NORN, the name I&#8217;ve gone by online for some 13-15 years, wasn&#8217;t real or some such garbage. I had to fill out a form with links to &#8220;reputable&#8221; websites online where I go by this name to prove that I&#8217;m not a [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So Google suspended my Google+ profile because they didn&#8217;t think that Daljit of NORN, the name I&#8217;ve gone by online for some 13-15 years, wasn&#8217;t real or some such garbage.  I had to fill out a form with links to &#8220;reputable&#8221; websites online where I go by this name to prove that I&#8217;m not a spammer or business entity or whatever.  Hey Google+, how about you look at the Gmail service I&#8217;ve been using since you launched it?  I&#8217;ve been Daljit of NORN on there for always.  And yes, Daljit is my real first name.  In fact, I&#8217;ve even been called Daljit of NORN by my friends on many occasions!  In a hilariously ironic twist, I gathered the list of links to reputable sites by&#8230; wait for it&#8230; doing a Google search for &#8220;Daljit of NORN.&#8221;  Yeah.  Nice job, Google+ account clowns.  I wanted to include links to my PS3 and X360 user profiles, cause guess what name i use there&#8230;</p>
<p>Daljit of NORN!</p>
<p>Unfortunately, there doesn&#8217;t seem to be a way to share that info via a link.  Oh well.  I hope Facebook, Twitter, foursquare, my personal website, and a wiki that dates my use of the name back to the late 90s are enough.</p>
<p>There isn&#8217;t a roll eyes graphic big enough.  I am so disgusted right now.  And this from a company that I&#8217;ve come to look to for doing the right thing.  I guess we&#8217;ll see what happens once they review my petition.</p>
<p><strong>Update 1</strong>:  Oh, I almost forgot!  On the form I had to submit, there was no text entry field where I could write a well reasoned few lines to state my case.  I had a choice, submit links or a photo ID.  Great.  I really hope they do the right thing, because to have a company tell me that the name I&#8217;ve used online since before they existed is a bit ludicrous.</p>
<p><strong>Update 2</strong>:  Hmmmm&#8230; you know, the internet is a pretty cool place.  Using the Wayback Machine (I think it&#8217;s called the Internet Archive Project now?) and (irony!) Google Groups, I&#8217;m trying to track my first use of the name.  It looks like it was either late 97 or early 98, but I&#8217;m trying to pin it down more precisely.</p>
<p><strong>Update 3</strong>:  From what I can tell, it looks like the first time I used the name was November 9th, 1997 on alt.games.creatures.  Embarrassingly enough, I&#8217;m using it in an exchange of&#8230; I don&#8217;t even know what to call it.  Me and another poster were having an argument (but not really, no one was actually angry, we were just being silly) and instead of yelling at each other in context, we wrote sort of stories of what our imaginary army of computer game artificial life organisms were doing to each other, and (now here&#8217;s the really embarrassing part!) in it I refer to myself in the third person.  Ugh.  Apparently I was too cool for school.  Ah, the indiscretions of youth!  ;)</p>
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		<title>Not Dead&#8230; Again</title>
		<link>http://www.mytwistedmind.net/archives/233</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Apr 2011 05:47:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Daljit of NORN</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Asteroid Pies]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[So yeah, it&#8217;s been almost a year since I last posted. I believe there was a World Cup going on. Its surprising how quickly you can fall out of the habit of doing something. I stopped posting because (if I recall correctly) I had a series of social and work things that hit all at [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So yeah, it&#8217;s been almost a year since I last posted. I believe there was a World Cup going on. Its surprising how quickly you can fall out of the habit of doing something. I stopped posting because (if I recall correctly) I had a series of social and work things that hit all at once and took all my free time. It also got tiresome doing the play by play of each game. I decided to go back to the recap format, but because of the lack of time I mentioned, I never got around to it. That lead to falling out of the rhythm of regular updates. For months, I thought about restarting my updates, but I never got the motivation to do so. I did almost start once! I had the beginnings of a draft, but it wasn&#8217;t much, and I&#8217;m not even sure I have it anymore. Fun fact: This is being typed in the WordPress app for Android. Don&#8217;t know if I ever mentioned it, but I got a Droid about a year ago and I love it! The thing is phenomenal, especially after I rooted it, overclocked it, and installed a custom ROM on it.</p>
<p>Anyway, I finally found the motivation to start up again (so damn lazy!) and there&#8217;s two things on my mind (and a third that I can&#8217;t talk about yet) that have finally broken me out of this silly no-posting slump. Briefly, I want to tell you about completing my car payments and about my good friend Paul leaving the area. Both of these deserve their own posts and they&#8217;re going to get &#8216;em. I just wanted to finally post to actually get back into the habit. This also serves as a test of the WordPress app.</p>
<p>So that&#8217;s it for now. I&#8217;m wrapping this up because its late and I have to finish watching Lord of Illusions on Netflix before it expires!</p>
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		<title>World Cup 2010 Day 12</title>
		<link>http://www.mytwistedmind.net/archives/227</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Jun 2010 14:12:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Daljit of NORN</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[World Cup 2010 Day 12]]></description>
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		<title>World Cup 2010 Day 11</title>
		<link>http://www.mytwistedmind.net/archives/225</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Jun 2010 11:37:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Daljit of NORN</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[World Cup 2010 Day 11]]></description>
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		<title>World Cup 2010 Day 10</title>
		<link>http://www.mytwistedmind.net/archives/223</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Jun 2010 17:15:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Daljit of NORN</dc:creator>
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		<title>The Perils of Music Download Subscriptions</title>
		<link>http://www.mytwistedmind.net/archives/222</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Jun 2010 15:23:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Daljit of NORN</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So I just remembered that I had to download my tracks for eMusic for the month. I go to the site and as I do, I realize that I&#8217;ve got the dates wrong. Today&#8217;s the 20th, not the 19th! Crap, they expire today and the account refreshes for the new month! Now the exact time [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So I just remembered that I had to download my tracks for eMusic for the month. I go to the site and as I do, I realize that I&#8217;ve got the dates wrong. Today&#8217;s the 20th, not the 19th! Crap, they expire today and the account refreshes for the new month! Now the exact time the account resets is different every month. It used to be a set time, but they&#8217;ve (deliberately, in my opinion) changed things so that the exact time is seemingly random. My reset time used to be around 4 PM back in the day, but its become pretty erratic the last several months. What this means is that when I went to the site today, I found that my account had resetband I was out my 50 downloads. Not the worst thing in the world, I suppose, but still annoying, as they&#8217;ve moved from a customer friendly to a customer hostile policy. Curse you, eMusic! You and your opaque policies! I&#8217;m really not a fan of customer disservice, you know?</p>
<p>I have a pretty good track record with them, though. I&#8217;ve only missed 2 months in 4-5 years, both for major events. The first was when I was in the middle of my move to MT. The second was now, while I&#8217;m being consumed by the World Cup. I have like 6 cards good for 100 downloads each that I got back before they halved the number of downloads you get for your monthly fee. I&#8217;m going to enjoy using those and sticking it to the man. ;)</p>
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		<title>Cat is Awesome</title>
		<link>http://www.mytwistedmind.net/archives/220</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Jun 2010 03:55:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Daljit of NORN</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Fun]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Seriously its true. She is. I just wanted to share. Also her, Mike and I are getting tanked on a bar crawl! I love this WordPress app!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Seriously its true. She is. I just wanted to share. Also her, Mike and I are getting tanked on a bar crawl! I love this WordPress app!</p>
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		<title>World Cup 2010 Day 9</title>
		<link>http://www.mytwistedmind.net/archives/214</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 19 Jun 2010 12:16:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Daljit of NORN</dc:creator>
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