The greatest thing a parent can say to a child.

“I’m not saying this to be mean, but you’re a complete and total disappointment. I am happy you got your B.S. though! I’m proud of you! But you sit around all day without a job and have destroyed all my hopes.”

This, despite the fact that I have had a steady job for the last 5.5 years at the same place and was just about ready to be moved out in October. Maybe I should just kill myself instead? Seems like it would be a lot easier. Who says offing yourself isn’t an option? Bah.