A taste of things to come

Posted by Daljit of NORN on April 7th, 2006 filed in Asteroid Pies

So. Much has transpired since we last spoke. I shall summarize briefly here the events that shape my world.

1) BETRAYAL ON THE WESTERN FRONT: So you know how people call you friend and then mercilessly stab you in the back repeatedly? No? Well, do I have a story for you!
2) For every car, there is a season: For the last seven years and five months, Nornan III has been my constant [murderous] companion. He was a good, but ultimately troubled car. His time has come and gone however, leaving a spot for…
3) Isabelle: My new Lexus IS 250 AWD is a sexy, sexy bitch. I am positively in love with my new car. She has many things that are new to me and make me feel warm and fuzzy, such as an armrest between the driver and front passenger seats and absolutely no desire to murder me. A photo album of Nornan III and Isabelle is forthcoming.
4) SPRING BREAK, BITCHES: My spring break starts this afternoon. I might just turn my computer off and sleep the whole way through. I’m so tired of dealing with stupid people. Maybe I’ll pop on now and then to post an update on how my sleep is going.

That is all for now. If I’m slightly less lazy than normal, the full story of all that is hinted at here will come in the following week. Maybe.

But then again, I could be getting crunk with DJ Librarian and Dr. Oinks.

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