Jumping Jesus on a pogo stick
Posted by Daljit of NORN on January 21st, 2007 filed in Asteroid Pies, Sad, SchoolTaken from here:
A caller found blood on the sheets in a Wheat Drive motel room and thought it was related to the recent shooting. Officers determined it wasn’t.
Oh. My. Fucking. God.
No dude, just no. Just… yikes. I am simultaneously horrified and amused, both of these emotions stirred in nearly epic levels. This totally obliterates any sorrow from receiving my second rejection letter today (from UMass).