Cell phones are pretty unreliable

The sooner people learn to accept that fact, the better my life will be. If you called me and left messages all day (all day in this case being defined as two messages 10 minutes apart) and I didn’t pick up or call you back, guess what that means. Here’s a hint. IT MEANS YOUR CALLS DIDN’T GO THROUGH. It means I was never alerted to the fact that you called me. It means that the little sound it plays when I have a missed call or a voice mail message didn’t play. In short, it means I have no idea you’re trying to contact me. So clearly it must be my fault that you got stuck somewhere. It is definitely completely my fault that my phone didn’t ring. Because I have control over whether I get reception in any given location. You have every right to be mad at me because hey, that’s what I’m here for.